Dear Jay,

Stop procrastinating so much.

Look at the time. It's only like, 10:45PM.

And stop playing YYB. You've played it enough and you've closed the window, but you still like to look at the boards? Bad you.

Also, please refrain from going onto the Cyopets web. Just to gamble away some "points"? Nonono, RL IS IMPORTANT.

Say it with me,

"RL ES MUY IMPORTANTE!!!"

Yessir. Spanish can be very useful especially when talking to people on the boards in Spanish. -^^-

But... Yo no hablo espanol. -.-'

Look. You're using this letter to procrastinate? BAD BAD BAD.

As a punishment, you shall now go read the lost chapters of teh "Inferno"...

You have like, 5 chapters to catch up. And you do not procrastinate.

Nope, never, nada.

Okay since this is not working, START YOUR STUPID HOMEWORK AT 10:50PM OR ELSE MOM WILL KEEL JOO.

And then you shall delete this letter by tomorrow. -nods-

Annoyedly,
__________x[Jay]